It’s nearly time for the El Benito Bowl that includes Unhealthy Bunny, however don’t fear MAGA snowflakes, Turning Level USA bought you coated.
On Monday, the American nonprofit group based by the late Charlie Kirk, presently run by his nonetheless “grieving” widow, Erika Kirk, introduced its wrestle lineup for The All-American Halftime Present.
The impromptu, high-key racist providing is being billed as an “different” to the Apple Music Halftime Present, that includes worldwide famous person and present winner of the Album of the Yr on the Grammys, Unhealthy Bunny.
It’s being pushed as a present “for Of us Who Love America,” in accordance with the present’s headliner, tradition vulture Child Rock.
Somebody wants to inform these idiots that Unhealthy Bunny is an American citizen as a result of Puerto Rico is part of the USA.
Anyway, MAGA trustworthy can sit up for a lineup that includes three nation singers, Lee Brice, Brantley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett, and Rock, who at one level used to “rap,” keep in mind that? Earlier than he determined to point out his true colours.
“We plan to play nice songs for people who love America,” Child Rock mentioned in an announcement. “We’re approaching this present like David and Goliath. Competing with the professional soccer machine and a world pop famous person is nearly unimaginable…or is it?”
Rock continued his ridiculous assertion, referencing Unhealthy Bunny: “He’s mentioned he’s having a dance social gathering, carrying a costume, and singing in Spanish? Cool. We plan to play nice songs for people who love America.”
After all, the rumor that Unhealthy Bunny will put on a costume through the efficiency was nothing greater than right-wing nonsense unfold on social media.
Like clockwork, folks like Vice Glazer, oops, we imply Vice President JD Vance, who does nothing however assault folks on X, previously Twitter, as a substitute of precise work, celebrated the announcement.
“Unbelievable lineup for the TPUSA halftime present, together with the good Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK,” Vance wrote.
Riiigghht.
Effectively, whereas tens of millions throughout the globe will see Unhealthy Bunny, Child Rock, and people people shall be performing their “hits” on OAN, the spiritual broadcaster TBN, and Turning Level’s social media channels.
Social media is already clowning TPUSA’s try and outshine Unhealthy Bunny.
We don’t get it both.
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